Brendan is the fattest and oldest men ever. He is also one of the founding members of The Not Club. He is well-known for having coined the Horsemen lingo, being co-vocalist in songs like "Pain of the Door", getting h9ed by Allen, making videos, and more.
- Pain of the Door - Cowriter, covocalist
- Aluminum - Covocalist
- Get Out of my Way - Cowriter, covocalist