Cristian

Cristian Hernandez is the fourth member of The Not Club, and is well-known throughout all eras of the lore beginning with the Fifth Grade era. Some of his accomplishments include orchestrating the KGB incident in Sixth Grade, writing the Pancho lore, orchestrating Recess events, training Brandon, writing "The Pickles", and more.

Wings
Over time, Cristian has taken many apprentices under his wing. Most notable of which is when he took Brendan in under his wing, who would eventually stab him.